it really shouldn’t be a scandal at all tbh. celebrities. naked. wow. big deal. we all have bodies and sometimes we want to share them with others and it’s disgusting and incredibly wrong that these innocent people are being bashed for that when no one is paying mind to the ass face who leaked them.
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
9th: Run for your life!
10th: Always bring a Banana to a Party.
11th:Remember, I am Definitely a mad man with a box.
12th: Don’t Be Lasagne.
"My co-star Nic Rouleau once pulled a muscle in his leg in the middle of a show and had to call out mid-act two. So he finished his number, and the next time he appeared, [his standby] just came onstage and continued the show! They didn’t have time to announce it, so I knew that the audience would be so confused. … Nic is blonde, and his cover has black hair. So as soon as I came out with the new Elder Price, I just said, ‘Oh, Elder Price it’s great to see you. I see you’ve dyed your hair.’ And everybody just went nuts and clapped, and I felt very relieved that I wasn’t going to let this go by without saying anything about it. It was a fun audience bonding moment."
"The best revenge is not giving a shit."
– (via hazelhirao)
Phantom of the Opera + Tumblr Posts + BONUS.
Some of you guys asked me for wedding photos. Here are my favorite four :D
Hey! Someone requested some more photos, so I picked another 4. Enjoy :)
Congrats Brad and Angelina On Getting Married.
Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason
where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them????
NEED SIX POINT SIX POUNDS OF SOUR RAINBOW BELTS???
ALL FOR UNDER FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!!! BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO WASH ALL OF THEM DOWN? THERE OBVIOUSLY ISNT ENOUGH SUGAR IN THESE BELTS SO LETS WASH THEM DOWN WITH THIS:
THATS RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! THIRTY TWO GODDAMMED OUNCES OF SWEET, SWEET POWDERED STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!!! BUT LET’S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY WITH ALL THIS BECASUE WE’RE GOING TO GRANDMAS, WE’D BETTER GET SOME SHIT FOR HER. AND WHAT BETTER THING TO GET FOR HER THAN SOME SUGAR DADDIES???
THATS RIGHT, THATS 24 SUGAR DADDIES FOR GRAM GRAM. BUT, UH-OH!! LOOKS LIKE WE SPILLED UNCLE H’S BLUE ROCK CANDY ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! WHERE ELSE CAN WE GET 5 POUNDS OF PURE BLUE ROCK CANDY??? RIGHT FUCKING HERE!!!
THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS SO FUCKING SWEET, IT GIVES YOU DIABETUS JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. NOW DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO FIND WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED ON THIS SITE BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME AND I HAVENT COME DOWN OFF MY LAST ORDER OF CANDY YET AND THE NEXT IS ALREADY IN THE MAIL SOMEBODY HELP ME IM NOT AN ADULT I CANT MAKE THESE DECISIONS
OH MY GOD